Andrea Petkovic: I'm smart, sporty, and fun.
Caroline Wozniacki: I am elegant and like to have dinner with princes and fly in private jets (as C. Note would put it a #humblebrag)
Serena Williams: I'm glamourous, glittery, and STURDY, get out of my way.
Francesca Schiavone: I don't care, leave me alone I'm playing. Vrrrrooooommmm.... Honk Honk!
(of course none of these women said these things, except in my head)
Photos: Zimbio.com and Porsche Tennis Grand Prix