Somewhere In The World Lleyton Hewitt is Pissed

David Nalbandian of Argentina reacts as he walks on his way to retire from his men's second round match against Richard Berankis of Lithuania at the Australian Open Tennis Tournament in Melbourne, Australia, 20 January 2011. Berankis won after Nalbandian retired from the match. EPA/FRANCK ROBICHON fotoglif919730

Because Nalby and his endearing but noticeable belly couldn't hang, and he had to retire in his 2nd round match against Richard Berankis 1-6 0-6, 0-2.  And in truth, Lleyton probably could have won that match and sprinted a 100-yard dash afterwards.  Just sayin.