How Much Is That Emo In The Window?

Photo:  ATP World Tour/Barcelona Open Banc Sabadell

When I saw this picture of Feliciano Lopez posing as a mannequin in a store window with Nicolas Almagro and Tomas Berdych for the Barcelona Open, this song immediately popped in my head:

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggily tail?
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

Just switch out "doggie" for "emo", and instead of "waggilly tail" maybe "curly brown hair" and it fits perfectly.  I mean, I'd buy him.